Uh, Congratulations, I Guess: Varitek Proposes To Girlfriend

Let's not pretend for a second here that I'm not seething with jealousy, because I am. Varitek proposed to his girlfriend Catherine Alphabet (obviously not her real last name), followed by a suprise party at Remy's Sports Bar. Not exactly the most romantic place for a suprise engagement party, but that's fine.

Despite my overwhelming jealousy and the little voice in my head that keeps saying, "But why can't he just get back together with Karen?", I wish Jason the best. I hope this one can work out, because Jason isn't going to be in baseball forever and he needs something nice to come home to.

So, yeah. Good luck and much happiness, Tek. Now that that's settled, let's go back to hitting some baseballs, huh?