I am seriously contemplating sueing the Red Sox for personal injury, as I am certain they beat me unconscious last night. I feel like I've been kicked in the spine repeatedly, and I've got no other explanation for why except that the Sox did it.
Yes, I physically hurt this morning. Wakefield, I've loved you for ages, my friend. Please, take the Admiral and head on home. And stay there. It just aint working any more, guys. Let me remember the good in you, not the bad.
I have nothing left to say about our offense. Absolutely nothing.
Keep the faith, I keep hearing. It's hard, but I'll try. Please, just don't let them celebrate on our field.
2 weeks ago