Monday, April 2, 2012

Holy Thumbs: Sox Pitchers Damaging Digits

What the hell, guys?

What in the serious hell?

Opening day is THIS WEEK. I don't give a shit how you feel about the manager. I don't care if you're grumpy over a lack of beer. The season hasn't even started yet and half of you are hurting yourselves? Are you kidding me?

Listen, Bailey going down was fine, but Beckett? F off. I do not care in the slightest if your thumb is sore. Rub some dirt on it, suck it up, and be on the mound for game two. This is ridiculous! I'm legitimately angry right now. Josh has no right injuring himself at the start of the season. NO RIGHT.

100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. We celebrate by continuing our reenactment from last September.

My heart cannot, CANNOT, deal with the stress of another April like last April. I want the rest of the team bubble wrapped, stat! Not in five minutes, right goddamn now.

Ridiculous. So stupid. Rabble rabble rabble. Grumble grumble

1 comment:

sportsattitudes said...

Nice parallel with the Titanic. We in Philly eagerly await all our 1-0games. We just hope we're on the winning side of them. Howard back maybe June or July. Utley...who knows. Juan Pierre has become "The Hope" here. Rabble...Grumble...