Dice-K: Exactly What I Expected

I don't want to write about last night's game. I don't want to think about it either. It was ugly, and I hated it.

That being said, the next time Dice-K pitches, I'm just going to track the game on GameDay (instead of actually watching the carnage) and sit in a corner chewing on a bag of nails. I think you can all agree that this is a far less painful activity than watching Dice pretend he knows how to pitch.

On to Lester, he of the imaginary 1-0 record!